Jennifer O’Neill
Nude

A former Ford model most famous as the face of CoverGirl cosmetics, Jennifer O’Neill always has a picture-perfect presence. How appropriate that this haughty hottie hails from the banana exporting country Brazil, since Jen has been inspiring banana-sized boners since her first sultry appearance in Summer of ’42 (1971). This Brazilian bombshell rounded up a tornado of lust in the dust in Rio Lobo (1970), leaving the Duke helpless to say anything except “Well, howdy partner” to the mighty tingle in his dingle. Skinematically speaking, Jennifer was selective about showing her tan and taut frame. A seductive sideboob in Committed (1988) and a viewing of her hot-crossed bunnage in Gente di rispetto (The Flower in His Mouth) (1975) make this well-cut, rare gem’s bare juiciness even more arousing. With the possible exception of Rio Lobo, Jen’s most famous credit is Scanners (1981), David Cronenberg‘s mind-blowing film about literal mindblowers: psychics who can explode people’s heads using only their brains. Our heads would have exploded if Jennifer showed skin for her role, but her nude career was basically over at that point. Considering her age and infrequent acting, we doubt that she’ll ever return to skinema. However, Jennifer recently took some bewitching bitch roles in such films as Full Exposure: The Sex Tapes Scandal (1989) and The Cover Girl Murders (1993). Extra recently, she appeared in Time Changer (2002), Billy: The Early Years (2008), Last Ounce of Courage (2012), Doonby (2013), and I’m Not Ashamed (2016). Neither is Mr. Skin when he watches Jennifer O’Naturel.